Monthly Archives: August 2009

A Random Conversation

Joshua Thompson: you are a campervan
Matt Middleton: hallo smelly boys
Joshua Thompson: We only smell cause we’re hanging around you
Joshua Thompson: Your farts smell like flowers but then your legs make them smell like anchovies
Matt Middleton: Your legs smell like flowers but then your farts make them smell like anchovies
Joshua Thompson: Hehehehehe. Your face is an anchovy
Matt Middleton: your fart is a face
Joshua Thompson: Your fart’s face’s flower smells like an anchovy
Matt Middleton: only one?
Joshua Thompson: maybe two and a half
Matt Middleton: iv been mistreated
Joshua Thompson: by your farts?
Matt Middleton: b y DEEP PURPLE
Joshua Thompson: HA! Your deep purple farts!

Vanessa Hudgens – Hehe

Chances are that if you’ve been in my presence in the last couple of weeks, you may have heard me comment or joke about Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe every guy has a couple of actresses he jokes about, or maybe it’s just me. But either way, I thought I’d use it as a chance to analyze what I do like in a girl (which in reality isn’t just her, I’d say it’s more a cross between her and her HSM character Gabriella Montez, so this isn’t even a completely real person we’re talking about). Continue reading

My DVD Collection, if anyone wants to borrow anything

So here they are. Let me know if you wanna borrow something, and please make sure I write it down hehe.


007: Casino Royale
007: Die Another Day
2001: A Space Odyssey
The 6th Day (Arnie)

The Accidental Spy
Ace Ventura 1
Ace Ventura 2
Amazing Grace

Back to the Future 1,2 & 3
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie Continue reading