Why I’d only have time to eat if I were a Hobbit

Here’s what a daily timetable would look like if I were a Hobbit:

8am Breakfast

9am Second Breakfast

10am Morning Tea

11am Elevenses

12pm Brunch

1pm Lunch

2pm Lunch Dessert

3pm Afternoon Tea

4pm Curry Hour!

5pm Evening Snack

6pm Appetisers

7pm Dinner

8pm After Dinner Snack

9pm Dessert

10pm Cheese and Crackers

11pm Night Snack

12am Midnight Feast

2 responses to “Why I’d only have time to eat if I were a Hobbit

  1. What, you expect me to get up earlier than 8 or something?

  2. Not enough eating there.

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