Wife List

Dear Santa,

It’s been many years since I have written to you asking for anything, so I thought I would note down my requirements in a wife, should you ever choose to get me one:

  1. Is passionate about God in such a way that would cause her to be put into a mental asylum if it weren’t for laws pertaining to freedom of religion.
  2. Will make me a sandwich when I’m tired and hungry.

That should do!

Cheers Santa! Great job on Christmas Eve as per usual, have a well earned break until next time :)


2 responses to “Wife List

  1. haha what about number 2? :D

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