It’s been many years since I have written to you asking for anything, so I thought I would note down my requirements in a wife, should you ever choose to get me one:
- Is passionate about God in such a way that would cause her to be put into a mental asylum if it weren’t for laws pertaining to freedom of religion.
- Will make me a sandwich when I’m tired and hungry.
That should do!
Cheers Santa! Great job on Christmas Eve as per usual, have a well earned break until next time :)