So what is it that’s so special about not having Facebook?
And why do people who don’t have Facebook love to talk about it? No matter what you’re talking about, somehow they find a way to say “Well, iiiiiiiiiii don’t have a Facebook account!”
So what?! What use is the information that you don’t have a Facebook account? It doesn’t lead to any productive action! At least if you go around telling people that you DO have a Facebook account, they can go: “Well sure, I don’t know you, but I guess I could add you or something if you want. It could be fun even, maybe we could play Farmville together, and then maybe even one day be the next pathetic couple to change our relationship statuses at the altar.” And no one who has Facebook actually does go around making a point of telling people about it. Continue reading