Tag Archives: girls

Wife List

Dear Santa,

It’s been many years since I have written to you asking for anything, so I thought I would note down my requirements in a wife, should you ever choose to get me one: Continue reading

A Little Rant… (don’t worry, it’s not serious)

So guys, today I found myself in that familiar situation where I’m on the bus and I see a girl who looks friendly and attractive and find myself thinking “I wonder what would happen if I had the chance to get to know her.” That’s ignoring the fact that I have no opportunity to talk to her and certainly nothing to say. I ponder this for a moment, and then look a second time. And realise she’s with a guy and they look like they’re together. Like “together” together. And my immediate next thought is “Well what the heck use is she to me now?!” Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens – Hehe

Chances are that if you’ve been in my presence in the last couple of weeks, you may have heard me comment or joke about Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe every guy has a couple of actresses he jokes about, or maybe it’s just me. But either way, I thought I’d use it as a chance to analyze what I do like in a girl (which in reality isn’t just her, I’d say it’s more a cross between her and her HSM character Gabriella Montez, so this isn’t even a completely real person we’re talking about). Continue reading